Wow, a cow made of butter

Flash
Bestow {4}{g/w} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature)
Intimidate
Enchanted Creature becomes a 1/1 Cow and loses all abilities
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"