WUBGR Pie

Once per turn choose one, you can't choose an
effect twice until each effect has be chosen at
least once. {x} is equal to your lowest devotion.
• Deal {x}+2 damage to any target.
• Draw {x} cards.
• Give creatures you control +{x}/+{x}
until end of turn
{bull} Create {x} human solider tokens with life-link.
{bull} Give creature your opponents control
-{x}/-{x} until end of turn. — Don't break it!