Wubox, the Earthquake

trample, mountainwalk, haste
{r},{t}: Wubox deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
When Wubox enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its
power to any two creatures
an opponent controls.
Many who see Wubox up close have the words "do the earthquake"
followed by a loud crash stuck in their heads for years.