Wuggletwuff, Queen of All

This creature is unblockable.
When Wuggletwuff, Queen of All deals combat
damage to a player, that player must do whatever
Wuggletwuff, Queen of All wants until
Wuggletwuff, Queen of All stops screaming.
That player may then cry quietly in the corner
until that player regains sanity.
"How come HE gets to watch his tablet?"