Wukong, the Monkey King

Dash {2}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash
cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned
from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the
beginning of the next end step.)
Whenever Sun Wukong, the Monkey King
deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1
red Monkey creature token with haste.
"I am the great and powerful Wukong,
the Monkey King!