Wyrm, Hot Take Dispenser

Protection from Green and White
{b/g}{t} Create a Hot Take token. (Sacrifice a Hot
Take token do deal 1 damage to an opponent and
gain 1 health)
Escape—{2}{b/g}{b/g}, Exile three other cards from
your graveyard, this card escapes with two
+1/+1 counters.
"The Azorius are into piss, and no, I will not
elaborate on this."