X B O X L I V E

This doesn't untap during your untap step
Make a Yo Mama joke but replace the punchline with "Xbox Live!!!": Untap X B O X L I V E. This ability can be activated by any player.
{t}: Place one Yo Mama token on X B O X L I V E.
Sacrifice ten Yo Mama tokens: Create a 5/5 black & white Brody Foxx creature token with Reach