X-Con Security Consultants

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
As long as you control X-Con Security Consultants, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
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