X-Distortion

X-Distortion enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{b}{x}, {t}: Remove X +1/+1 counters from X-Distortion. Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature until the end of turn.
{w}{w}{x},{t}: Place half X (rounded down) +1/+1 counters on X-Distortion
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