Xander O'Corp, ExoCorp CEO

Sacrifice a creature: create 1 treasure token.
{3},{t}: gain control of target creature until the
start of your next turn.
{w}{u},{t}: search your library for a lawyer, reveal it
and put it into your hand.
{3}{b},{t}: destroy target land, create a treasure
token.
Whenever Xander O'Corp leaves the battlefield,
return him to your hand instead.