Xavier, Devourer of Food

Trample, Menace, Vigilance
Landfall - Whenever land enter the battlefield create a food token
Whenever food enters the battlefield choose one ~
-sacrifice a food token out a +1/+1 counter on Xavier
-gain 1 life
-Create a distract token (pay {2} and make a spell cost {1} more to cast

“He will devour all food in his sight. Worst of all to let him see is salami, nothing will make him more rabid”
-Charles, the survivor of the devourer