Xavier, Master Beater

Partner with Jonathon, Bassmaster
Lifelink, Flying
While Jonathon is on the field, every turn Xavier gains x/x where x is the amount of items picked up, you may pay {1} item. When you do, choose one -
• Play drum solo, deal 3 damage to all creatures.
• Fiddle with hair, regain sanity
• Eat mushrooms, die.