Xcryzzyrc

Absorb 2 (The first 2 damage dealt to this creature
each turn is reduced to zero.)
Colonize (Tap this creature and four other creatures
with Colonize, gain control of target non-
planeswalker, non-legendary permanent in play. That
permanent is black in addition to its other colors.)
When Xcryzzyrc enters play, create two black 1/1 Derelazod Horror creature token with Absorb 2
and Colonize under your control.