Xernrex, Hate Needler

Xernrex's power is equal to the number of
cards in your hand -1. It's toughness is
equal to the number of cards in your hand +1.
{2}{u/r}, {t}: Discard your hand. Draw cards equal
to 1 less than the cards discarded this way.
{2}{u/b}, {t}: Exile your hand. Draw cards equal
to 1 more than the cards exiled this way.
Xernrex is found only by those who are incredibly
uncertain and unreasonably angry.