Yaldabaoth, the Demiurge

+3: Each opponent discards a card and sacrifices a permanent. You draw cards equal to the number of cards put into graveyards this way.
-4: Yaldabaoth, the Demiurge deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life, where X is the number of lands you control.
-14: Each opponent sacrifices all permanents he or she controls, and those players' life totals become 1.