Yan of the Jungles

+3: Each player may draw a card and play a land from their hands. If all three opponents do, you draw three more cards and play three more lands.
-X: Stay X days pretending that you want to play but giving priority to absolutely anything else. If it is not in your house, stay X more days away.
-19: Exile each land each opponent controls. Gain control of all creatures on the battlefield. Pretend that you're still an ally.