Yavimaya Coast

{t}: Add {c}.
{t}: Add {g} or {u}.
Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
-"Holy crap! Wendy wants to meet me at Stark's
Pond after school today."
-"Wow. Maybe you can kiss her."
-"Or slip her the tongue"
{dash}"Maybe you can touch her pussy."
{dash}"What? How do you know she has a cat?"