Yeet

{t}, Throw one of your creatures as far as you can. if you can't reach it, it gains +x/+x where x is the number of steps you take to reach it divided by the number of steps your opponent takes to reach it.
{t}, {1}, Target land gets "{t}, create a 5/1 yeet solder token with trample."
{t}, {1}, Destroy all your opponents creatures unless your opponent says yeet and pays {3}.
{5}, If your opponent doesn't say yeet during there next upkeep, you win the game.