yoda orders

Counter target spell.
You must slap yourself to acivate yoda orders.
•If the target is protected (including hexproof)
you may slap yourself {x} times, {x} being the
mana cost of the target.
•If yoda orders is countered, you may slap
yourself {x} times, {x} being the mana cost of the
opponent's counter spell.
In both of these cases yoda orders pass through.