Yoderp the Second

At your end step, put a Derp Counter on Yoderp
the Second.
Remove a Derp Counter from Yoderp the
Second: Put a Derp Counter on another target cteature.
All creatures without a Derp Counter on them
have power 0.
"To gain understanding of life, derp hard one must."
-Yoderp (the First) to Yoderp the Second