by jaceberlin on Dec 16, 2021
You Enter a Dragon's Lair
Fight it - Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control, then fights target
creature you do control because Jacob rolled a
nat 1 on perception and turned the game into a slapstick comedy.
Seduce it - Create a 3/2 red and green Dragon
Human creature token. Bards you control gain traumatized until end of turn.