Your Mother

{t} Add 17 mana of any combination of
colors
{t}{4} Exile this land with 4 time counters on
it. Create a 17/17 colorless god named Your
Mom. It has Haste, Deathtouch, First strike, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible, Lifelink, Menace, Trample,
and Vigilance.