You're bald

{t}, but a bald counter on You're bald
{2}, remove a bald counter, put a bald counter
on target creature
{4}, remove 2 bald counters, put a bald counter
on all cards with target creature type
{8}, remove 3 bald counters, put a bald counter
on all creatures target player controls
Bald counters give -1/-0