Yubnub, Lord of Cuteness

{2}, {t}: Make a cute face at each opponent
and say "Yubnub Squishy." If any of those
players laughs, you may pay {x}. If you do,
you draw X cards and those players
discard X cards.
Sacrifice two other creatures: Untap Yubnub,
then add {u}{u}{b}{b}.
"Yubu Nubu, Nekoshiri, Yubnub Squishy, and --
gasp --cheeky poa poa."