Zadock's RC Dino

Trample
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control
with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle
becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
"Where does she get off, calling that
"Cute Lil' Draggie"? I mean I expected something
severely different that the description but,
COME ON!"
- Mistakenly Targeted Pilot Ganger