Zatt, the Trusted

When Zatt enters the battlefield, tap up to 1
target non-creature, non-land permanent and
it loses all abilities until the end phase. If Zatt
was promoted, tap up to 2 permanents instead,
they don't untap during their owner's untap
phase and lose all abilities until this card leaves
the field.
Promote {5}
"I call that move the whirlwind of destiny." — Petro
"...Show off..." — Zatt