ZBexx, Fab Commandant

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets
ZBexx, Fabulous Commandant, flip a coin. If
the flip is heads, you gain 5 life. If the flip is
tails, deal 3 damage to any target.
"Step 1: Look Fabulous. Step 2: Be Fabulous.
Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2."
—ZBexx