Zhatcia, Doomed Illusionist

{t}: Create a 2/2 blue and red Rat Illusion
creature token with "Haste and Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
When this creature dies, you may choose a card
you own from outside the game named
Hope, Cake Poisoner and put it into your hand.
"I'm going to burn down the jails, uwu"