Zombage-a-troi

Hexproof
If you control no zombies, sacrifice
Zombage-a-troi.
Tap any number of untapped zombies:
For each zombie tapped this way,
surveil 1 and gain 1 life.
"I'm not a zombiephile. I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They're dangerous
and I love their swagger."
-Tina Belcher, Zombiephile.