ZonkoTheGreat, Scrublord

First strike, hexproof fron cards created by Premium users (This card can't be the target of spells or abilities of custom cards created by premium users.)
Whenever ZonkoTheGreat, Scrublord deals combat damage to a player, go to MTGCardsmith and click Random until you find a card created by a non premium user. You gain X life, where X is its converted mana cost.