Zoomies, Despot Wastetyrant

When Zoomies, Despot Wastetyrant enters the battlefield, do whatever the fuck. Literally eat your opponent's creature cards and throw their deck in
the trash. Your graveyard is now entirely revived,
and your opponent's mom's phone number is added to your speed dial.
"If you don't make this card, i'll make you go through that god damn early season queue again, so help me."
—Zoomies, Despot Wastetyrant