Zwei, Smollest Boi

Haste
Whenever Zwei attacks, it is indestructible until end of turn.
Bonk!-{r/g}{r/g}: Zwei deals damage based on its power to target creature you don’t control. Activate only if Zwei has attacked this turn and only once per turn.
Smoll Boi Bumrush-{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}, {t}: Destroy up to two target artifacts.
Team Remnant

I did not ask for this… these are unauthorized snuggles…
—Blake to Zwei