Zzort, Shadow Hulk

Haste, Trample
Scorch 2 (Every other turn, starting when Zzort,
Shadow Hulk enters the battlefield, deal 2 damage
to any target.)
Hulk 3 (Zzort, Shadow Hulk enters the
battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters on it)

"If you can't finish this, I will" - Zzort