... and eat it too!!

This card enters the battlefield with 8 "Slice" counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may
remove 1 "Slice" counter from this card.
If you do, you gain 2 life. If you control a card
named "You may have your cake...", you gain
4 life instead due to how delicious the cake is.
Then, if this card has 0 "Slice" counters on it,
put it into your graveyard.