Assassin Kitty

Deathtouch,Carboloading (Gets +0.5 +0.5 for every pound your local fat cat weighs)
Whenever Assassin Kitty attacks, it deals 5.368367 damage divided as you choose between any number
of targets.
If Assassin would be dealt damage you may eat a cheeseburger to resurrect him. If you would
be dealt damage
reduce that damage by 1 for each Garfield book you control.