Flabby Flying Cat

Flying, Deathtouch, Mega Turbo Flabbiness (At the beginning of your upkeep throw your favorite fat cat at target opponent's deck, for each card knocked off you must feed the cat a french fry, then they put those cards into that opponent's graveyard.)
Blame it on the dog (You may redirect the effects of any one target instant or sorcery to any other target(s) activate this ability only twice)