Barb and Star

Haste, Phasing
When this creature enters the battlefield create a
Culottes Artifact token with "Equip {1} Equipped
creature gets, prevent all damage that would be
dealt to this creature this turn, put a -1/-1
counter on it.
All creatures enchanted by Palm Vista Hotel have
Enlightenment X (Put a +1/+1 on this creature
during your upkeep for X turns) Where X is the
amount of creatures enchanted by Palm Vista
Hotel