Bastilan, Witty Sergeant

Grim Honesty— At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent reveal the top card of your libraries. The owner of the card with the higher converted mana cost loses that much life.

"You are just quietened by the mounting years and too reserved to say it aloud."
"I am not that old," Bastilan laughed
"Do not laugh at me."
Then stop making me laugh." -Priamus and Bastilan