Brigand 16 Pounder

First strike, Trample, Haste
Crew 6
Metalcraft: other creatures you control get +1/+0 as long as you control 3 or more artifacts
Whenever Brigand 16 Pounder attacks, you may deal 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
{1}{r}{r}, discard a card: create three 1/1 red mercenary creature tokens. Activate this ability only if you control no nonartifact creatures.
BOOOOOOOM!