Cloak of the Medjed

Equipped creature has shroud and "{u/b}: This creature can't be blocked this turn."
Equip {2}
"This Imperial Garment is said to have the divine protection of Medjed. Impressive righ... wait, you three! What are you...?" - Nitocris
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