Captain Charlie

+2: Manly Punch - Captain Charlie may fight target creature as if he were a creature with 3/6. If he 'dies' this way, he cannot act for a full turn.
-4: Rally - Up to three target creatures get +1/+3 and trample.
-9: Ultra Bitter Spray - Tap target creature. This cannot be prevented, and it may not untap during its controller's next untap phase.