Clyde

When Clyde enters the battlefield, destroy
Wereodile. If no Wereodile is present, opponent searches library for Wereodile, discards it,
and reshuffles library. If opponent has no
Wereodile on battlefield or in library, lose 1 life
and shuffle Clyde into library.
"This is kind of the saddest thing ever."
"Yeah it is, Dean, but your pop says we need the
money."