Wasabi, Devourer of Souls

Haste, First Strike, Lifelink
When Wasabi enters the battlefield, sacrifice her
unless she escaped.
When Wasabi enters the battlefield, you draw a
card and each player loses 2 life.
Escape —{b}{r}{w}{2}, Exile five other
cards from your graveyard.
"First she eats your limbs and gouges out your eyes.
Only once you've stopped screaming and squirming
will she devour you and your soul. "