COFFEEEEE!!!

{1}Equip: target creature gains haste, first strike, vigilance and +2/+1.
Unequip COFFEEEEE!!! at the beginning of
your turn. Unequipping creature gets tapped.
You cannot untap this creature until the
beginning of your next turn.
"I'm fast, I'm so fast!!!"
*thud*
"I'm tired..."