Deadpool, Merc with a Mouth

As DP, enters the fight, a patsy of your choice "hires him."
Deadpool attacks each brawl if able and is contractually obligated to not badmouth his owner or magic men his owner controls.
{3}: Wade Wilson's patsy loses 2 self esteem "life" and you draw a card. Way to go you! Any hot dog at the table may activate this ability.