Forever Alone of the Light

Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, half that many creatures
gain lifelink until your next turn, half that half
get +1/+1 until your next turn, and put half that
half that half that many +1/+1 counters on
Forever Alone.
Sacrifice Forever Alone: Search your library for
a Meme God, put it onto the battlefield, then
shuffle.