Grammed Maw

When you play this card, target player becomes
100 years old.
Deathtouch, double strike, flash, flying,
haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, prowess, trample, viligance, absorb 110, affinity
for artifacts, amplify {0}, annihilator 130, battle
cry, bloodthirst, dethrone, dethrone, dethrone, dethrone, dethrone,
devour, devour, devour, devour, fear, frenzy 100, infect, dredge {0}, kicker {0}, myriad
If this spell was kicked, you die in real life.