Harambe, The Sweet Prince

{t}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token
named Banana with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
Add {r} or {g}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is
put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put
a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control
that's an Ape or Monkey.
Whenever Harambe attacks, defending player
sacrifices an artifact. Dicks out