Haunted Skating Rink

As long as your devotion to black is less than
five, Haunted Skating Rink is not a land.
{t}: Add {b}{b}. Activate this ability only if
Haunted Skating Rink is a land.
Goblin 1: Ah... Delaranco!...
Goblin 2: Ohhh. Is that the name of a demon?
Goblin 1: No, just a small town in New Jersey.
Goblin 2: That's basically the same thing, right?