The Black Parade

Trample
At the beginning of your combat step, you may
double The Black Parade's power and have it
gain menace until end of turn. If you do, you
lose life equal to The Black Parade's power.
Goblin 1: Ah, the marching band!
Goblin 2: Don't you mean marching DAND?
Goblin 1: Umm... No... I don't...
Goblin 2: Well, I've heard it both ways...